Who says there's nothing useful on the internet?

Introducing the world's first internet-based damnation system. Now you have the power to send anyone you want to hell with the click of a mouse. Just follow the instructions below and soon you'll swear you can hear their pleas for mercy.

Please Fill in the information below to begin the damnation process.

	Name of Person to be Damned.	E-mail of Person to be Damned.
Damnee
	Your Name	Your E-mail Address
Damner

Briefly describe why the above named should be damned to burn in the fiery pits of hell.

As Prescribed by the Damnation Proliferation Act of 1985 (the 'OZZY ACT') the Bureau of Soul Aquisition requires that all souls put up for Damnation be offered a chance at Redemption. Please enter the terms for which the above named may avoid boiling in a lake of acid for all eternity.